Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
Optional Verses:
2. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross;
3. All the harriettes love Jesus ’cause he’s hung like this (spread out arms);
4. Jesus don’t need flour ’cause he lays the trail in blood;
5. Don’t give your beer to Jesus ’cause he’ll turn it into wine;
6. Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off;
7. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s only got 12 friends.
8. Jesus can’t go hashing, he’s got shiggy on his head.
9. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his wood is just too big.
10. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his dad knows all the trails.
11. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his wife was a whore.
12. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his mom was such a slut.
13. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he turns our beer to wine.
14. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the flour falls through his hands.
15. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he runs like this (hopping)…
16. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the Jew won’t pay 5 bucks.
17. Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he stuck behind a rock.
18. Jesus can't go hashing 'cause he's "Too Busy" getting nailed.
Last before the end
Jesus can't go hashing 'cause he never did exist.
Ending Chorus (Kneeling Down):
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves