Tune:
This Old Man
Song:
*** = Your favorite Hasher
Knick knack paddy whack give themselves a bone,
*** men have sex alone.
*** men, they play one,
They think they have all the fun.
*** men, they play two,
They can't get it up to screw.
*** men, they play three,
They think they get sex for free.
*** men, they play four,
They can't get it up to score.
*** men, they play five,
They don't have enough sex drive.
*** men, they play six,
Little men with little dicks.
*** men, they play seven,
Masturbation is their heaven.
*** men, they play eight,
They can't get their dicks in straight.
*** men, they play nine,
They take theirs up from behind.
*** men, they play ten,
Little boys who think they're men.