*** = Your favorite Hash
Knick knack paddy whack give themselves a tickle,
*** women use a pickle.
*** women, they play one,
They don't know how to get it on.
*** women, they play two,
They say, "Not now, I've got the flu."
*** women, they play three,
They say, "Not now, I've got to pee."
*** women, they play four,
They say, "Not now, who's at the door?"
*** women, they play five,
They'll cut your balls off with a knife.
*** women, they play six,
They're never satisfied with our pricks.
*** women, they play seven,
Life without sex is their idea of heaven.
*** women, they play eight,
They always seem to have a headache.
*** women, they play nine,
Their sex lives are in decline.
*** women, they play ten,
If they were better looking they might get some men.