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Creepy, Sleazy Feeling

Tune: 
Eagles "Peaceful Easy Feeling"
Song: 

I like the way your hashing necklace lays
Against your tits so round
And I want to pork you at the campout tonight
With a hundred hashers all around

CHORUS
Cause I get a creepy, sleazy feeling
And I hope you want to get down
So I won't end up in my tent
Punching my clown

And I found out a long time ago
What a harriette can do when she's stoned
Oh but it's still a shock when you find out
All the other wankers that she's boned

CHORUS
Cause I get a creepy, sleazy feeling
And I hope you want to get down
So I won't end up in my tent
Punching my clown

You get this feeling while she blows you
As a line forms near her tent
The crowd starts whispering, slurring from the beer
Tells me, I may never pee right again

CHORUS
Cause I get a creepy, sleazy feeling
And I hope you want to get down
So I won't end up in my tent
Punching my clown