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Wanky Doodle

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Sung to Yankee Doodle
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Wanky Doodle went to bed,
A-wanking on his plumbing,
Took forever and a day,
Until he was a-cuming.

Wanky Doodle, shake it up
Wanky Doodle Dandy,
Wanky Doodle, wack it out
You are so very HAND-y.