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MONDAY IS A WANKING DAY

Song: 

Today is Monday,
Monday is a wanking day.

CHORUS:
Leader: Is everybody Happi?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da

Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday is a two finger day.

Today is Wednesday,
Wednesday is a hummmmer day,

Today is Thursday,
Thursday is a drinking day,

Today is Friday,
Friday is a fucking day,

Today is Saturday,
Saturday is a hashing day,

Today is Sunday,
Sunday is a day or rest.