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Yogi Bear

Tune: 
Camptown Races
Song: 

In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi,
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi likes candy, Gummy Bears, Gummy Bears,
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Gummy, Gummy Bears, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.

Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.

Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar
Bear...etc.

Susie likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty,
Susie likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty
Bear...etc.

Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky,
Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
Bear...etc.

Susie has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly,
Susie has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Bear...etc.

Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

Susie had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard,
Susie had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard
Bear...etc.

Susie asks for money, Hooker, Hooker,
Susie asks for money, Hooker, Hooker Bear...etc.

Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey,
Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar,
Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar
Bear...etc.

Susie likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny,
Susie likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny
Bear...etc.

Susie sleeps in any bTeddy, Teddy,
Susie sleeps in any bTeddy, Teddy Bear...etc.

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker,
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty,
Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty
Boy...etc.

Ranger likes the animals, Beastial, Beastial,
Ranger likes the animals, Beast-i-al-i-ty...etc.
(This can be a natural lead-in to Beastiality's