You Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On

Tune: 
My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Song: 

You ought to be publicly pissed on,
You ought to be publicly shot, (BANG! BANG!)
You ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

You may be a joy to your mother,
But you're a pain in the asshole to me.

Drink it down, down, down . . .