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Aahlawetta

Tune: 
Alouette
Comment: 
Another popular hash song that probably exists outside the hash as well. The idea is to get a willing female to stand on a table. The leader and pack then proceed to embarrass her thoroughly. There's a women's version in the Famous Harriers section.
Song: 

(Female volunteer needed)
CHORUS: Aahlawetta, Shoneton Aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta, Shoneton Aahlaw-way.
LEADER: Does she have ze stringy hair?
ALL: Oui, she has ze stringy hair.
LEADER: Stringy hair,
ALL: Stringy hair,
LEADER: Aahlawette! Aah, aah, aah . . .
CHORUS
LEADER: Does she have ze furrowed brow?
ALL: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow,
LEADER: Furrowed brow,
ALL: Furrowed brow,
LEADER: Stringy hair,
ALL: Stringy hair,
LEADER: Aahlawette! Aah, aah, aah . . .
Wooden eye (Yes I would!) . . .
Broken nose . . .
Blow job lips . . .
Two buck teeth . . .
Double chin . . .
Swinging tits . . .
Beer belly . . .
Bulbous butt . . .
Furry thing . . .
LEADER: Now isn't she a nice-a girl?
ALL: Oui, she is a nice-a girl,
LEADER: Nice-a girl,
ALL: Nice-a girl,
LEADER: Aahlawette! Aah, aah, aah . . .
CHORUS
LEADER/ALL: How I love her (repeat all . . .)